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Stealing From Aizan Is Good For The Soul

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?

Some students I don't even remember the name.

2) If you were to fall in love, who would it be?

Dr. Me, Miss Myself and Mr I.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?

Never. Wasting electricity is only for games.

4) Have you ever slapped anyone?

Yes. This afternoon. Two boys. Unbelievably naughty.

5) Have you ever won a contest?

Yes. Several. But don't do contests anymore. 

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Twice, at the ear.

7) How fast can you type?

Fast enough to get the job done.

8) Are you afraid of the dark?

Never. I even have classes in the gloom. Darkness is our friend.

9) What color are your socks?

Black.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?

Drive-in are for lazy bums.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

I use the bathtub whenever it is available.

12) Do you knock on wood?

What is wrong with the wood?

13) What are you doing now?

Thinking the most sincere answer for these stolen questions.

14) Whats your fantasy?

Worldwide dominations. Total enslavement of people.

15) Can you hula hoop?

Never tried.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?

Depends.

17) What do you want for Christmas?

Everyday is Christmas day for me (when with money of course).

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?

He made muffins? Oh oh I saw him once in Shrek 3.

19) Do you talk in your sleep?

I donno, but my bedmates said sometimes.

20) Who wrote the book of love?

Is this the Karma Sutra?

21) Have you ever flown a kite?

Yes, I even made it myself.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?

Nope. Eyelashes do not even know about wishes.

23) Do you hate anyone right now?

Several. Cannot name them here.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

The Rock is now obsolete.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?

Ponies are for girls.

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?

If the money is good.

27) Can you juggle?

No.

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?

For me to be above the law, higher than Aizan (ha ha ha ha ha).

30) Do you have a bf/gf now?

Yes, several.

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?

Ermmm.

32) Are you ready for the future?

Donno.

33.Count yourself to sleep?

Along time ago. I prefer counting sheep. Or sometimes killing men in battles.

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

Yes. But it was hush hush, my parents don't even know it.

35) How do you know if you're bored?

I will tell people I am bored.

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?

Never. Windows here have bars.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?

Nope. But I tasted tinned cat food, tasted like fish.

38) Can you handle the truth?

Depends.

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?

I don't do hams.

40) Who/what is on your mind right now?

It's past my bedtime and I am still answering these bloody questions.
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Oooo, Something to do.

I stole this from Kiki's Eat A Pomme and filled them up. (Not my cat, Kiki. An actual person that is. Hope she wont send a virus my way)

I Am: EVIL (enough said).

I Want: the world on a silver platter, preferably not damaged much .
I Have: some money, but I wanted more.
I Wish: I was 'traffic-stoppingly' good looking.
I Fear: that I will poison the minds of younger generations in school.
I Hear: 'Forever Young' from my sister's huge stereo. Loves retro.
I Search: for the reason why I cannot have it all.
I Wonder: when will they make a movie about killer psychotic cats.
I Regret: having so many faults.
I Love: being by myself.
I Always: am thinking about taking advantages of people.
I Usually: bath my cat once every 2 weeks.
I Am Not: NICE.
I Dance: a jig, rarely, by myself. 
I Sing: along while using my Bluetooth headphone.
I Never: understand why people cannot finish everything on their plate properly at meals.
I Rarely: compliment people.
I Cry: a long long time ago...
I Am Not Always: there for you, but I will try.
I’m Confused: by love.
I Need: MORE MONEY.

I Should: keep on living the good life.

p.s - feel free to steal from me guys. I encourage pilfering even at school.

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Somebody Tagged Me So I Will Do Her This Honour.

1. Do you think you are hot?

No. But different in my head and my personal world.

2. Upload a favourite picture of you.

Not my fav pic. But its on my desktop already. me without glasses.

3. Why do you like that picture?

It was me after a haircut, at least I don't look like a twerp.

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?

Last year, I forgot. Pizza is not really delicious and so bloody expensive too. I prefer pasta.

5. The last song you listen to?

Billy Joel's 'Rivers of Dream'

6. What are you doing right now besides this?

Downloading porn. So what? At least I am not lying like some people I know. :)

7. What names do you prefer besides yours?

Amon Ra (happens to be my real name anyway, corrupted), Dammaerung. Shadowthorne. Once was called Ramzu the Red for a couple of years because I had my hair dyed red.

8. People to tag :

Sadly I don't have anyone to tag. I am alone in this world. So what?

9. Who is number one?

Me

10. Number three is having a relationship with?

Me too.

11. Who is number two?

I would be a really enlightened moron if I can answer this. 

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