Boss is KING!! - Kaos
Artemis II Kikuraides @ 'Kiki' the female domestic long hair calico cat.
Life is boring and you are not interesting enough for me to come whenever you call. Even though sometimes I come and paw you, it does not mean I totally dig you - I am just plain bored. You only function to feed me and change my litter. You are beneath me and nothing you can do amuses me. Because I am CAT and you shalt obey.
Kaos the sable male ferret (neutered).
Boss is great and me worship Boss! Boss is always interesting and me like to lick Boss! Boss give yummy food and me love walkies! Boss tickle me and me bite Boss! Me cage is bigger than Kiki! Boss clean me poop and pee! Me and Boss hate Kiki! Boss is GREAT!
Rosy the Chilean Rose female tarantula.
.... when are you going to feed me you sadistic mammal?
And the many many tropical fish in the aquarium.
Swim. Swim. Bump (against the glass). Swim. Bump. Bump. Swim. Eat. Eat. Poop.
Ramblings by
12 comments:
And all this while I thought pets are boring!
Thank you for visiting my blog and for commenting. I appreciate your viewpoint and thank you for it. Provides for a well needed balanced argument
And you provide an interesting account of what may go on inside the mind of a loving/bored pet.
Recent research in fact demonstrated that tropical fish do not have the very short memory span they have been accused of having and demonstrate a level of intelligence while dolphins are not as smart as they are typically beleived to be.
Aizan; You should get a pet. A cat would be great for you because she'd ignore you and you are a slave of work anyway. :)
Mervat; :) And thanks for commenting on mine.
And I never thought dolphins to be clever in the 1st place. If they are rational thinking mammals, they'd swim away from humans. :)
Dude...
You're not supposed to TELL anyone these things.
Dr. Doolittle
Radio; Oh no, I do not have conversations with my pet to know this. The look on their faces (especially my ferret) speak volumes. Cats and ferrets look at you in the face.
Our Stoopid Kats(tm) look at us. Their stares tend be vacant...
Radio; lol. Than your cats are only mighty eating machines! Mine is a bit of a bi**hy intellectual who ignored me most of the day and sulking under the sofa. :)
Whoa! there's a lot going on over here. I think you are turning into Dr. Dolittle.
If so, I'd like to see you in action. I quite adored him. :)
Aye why don u rear piranhas? :)
"Give us blood and brains..grr..!"
SSQuo; Doolie Schoolittle. If you really care for pets, you should understand them.
et; Piranhas are banned in most countries et! And congratulations on the new blog.
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