Having Fun With BFF

When I heard first the term 'BFF' from Paris Hilton and her sidekick Nicole Ritchie (The Simple Life) a long time ago, my first thought was; Boy friend fever? What's this?

And I was much wiser after referring to some friends who knew the lingo (who has more time to watch those trash programmes on the tv than me). BEST FRIEND FOREVER. Do I have some of those? Once upon a time, yes. For now... very few.

My definition of a BFF is somebody who;

1. make jokes to entertain me and knows when to stop when I am no longer amused.

2. would lend me money and reminds me to pay back much MUCH later.

3. would send me to work and pick me up after school when my car is feeling poorly.

4. is ready at anytime to go out whenever I wanna go out for a movie.

5. is always there whenever I wanna bitch about anyone or anything.

6. would keep my darkest secrets on the pain of having his/her heart torn out.

7. would divulge a bit of delicious secrets from other people's life.

8. is always happy to go out for a meal, even in the middle of the night.

9. would travel a long distance just to meet.

10. is happy just to see me.

I have very few friends and would like to have more. But I am too tired to cater for fools who said they wanna be friends, but ended up lost, drifted away soon after.