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The Gall of Some People @ O Great Pretenders

This morning as I was walking to the school office from my car, I heard the teacher-on-duty berating the assembled students about the incident yesterday. She said there had been SEVERAL students who had 'fallen sick' and wanted to be taken to the clinic.

Today is Thursday and tomorrow's Friday. Next week entirety is the Eid Mubarak's holiday and students may return back from this Friday evening.

As an entity born with a dark soul, I know how these naughty students think. They pretended to be sick so the good people in the clinic would give them a couple of days off and MC certificates. Then they can happily skip school much earlier than the rest, and I believe their parents are also in cahoot in this dastardly proceedings.

So as I stopped by the ranting teacher, told her to announce that if any students wished to go to the clinic today, they have to see me first. She immediately expressed my request on the PA for everybody to hear.

Now it is almost an hour after the announcement.... nobody shows up, as I predicted.

My reputation for being a thorough investigator and all round nasty person do have its merits.



This was a ferret of mine, Disco, who died last year. These photos were taken years ago when we played by the beach with some friends of mine. He was an affectionate boy from most ferrets, I could see him smiling when he was happy. 
I looked up for his pictures here in my own blog and would like to share the memory of Disco with you people :'(

12 comments:

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

That'll teach them :) No messing around with you!

Disco is adorable! I love that you took him outside. He must have loved that.

I LOVE ferrets. We had three come through our home: Bailey, Clair and Spaz. They were my daughters pets but since she was gone all day at school, guess who took care of them? Dear old mom. But I absolutely adored them! It's just sad that their lives are so short.

Abby said...

Great suggestion to stave off the "sickies"! Your reputation comes in handy.
Disco is adorable in these photos. I've heard that ferrets are very smart and sociable. He must have been a wonderful companion.

Ramzu Zahini said...

Dear Martha;
.... I actually had 3 ferrets too. Disco was the last one to past away. Ferrets are rather hard to find here. And most people here do not know how to care for them.

Ramzu Zahini said...

Dear Abby;
Ferrets are said to have the best qualities from both dogs and cats. A ferret can be so clingy and wouldnt let you be.

Tomoko said...

Disco is sweet. It is first time to know that ferrets can pet.
I am not able to criticize those your boys. Naughty boys are always like that. I liked your words,As an entity born with a dark soul, I know.....(*^_^*)!!Have a good Sunday!

Ramzu Zahini said...

Dear Tomoko;
There are no ferrets in Japan?
And I was indeed born a bit evil, not my parents fault though.

Tomoko said...

I have not seen pet ferrets in Japan.
You are a honest evil. Great!

Ramzu Zahini said...

Hahaha! I am definitely notva nice person and I do warn people about this.

ShadowRun300 said...

Can I send a couple of my employees your way? They need someone like you in their lives.
Such sweet pictures of Disco! I bet you miss him. Any thoughts of getting another?

Ramzu Zahini said...

Dear ShadowRun300;
I believe there is a few person like me living in your part of the world. Just advertise for evil dark lords keen on torture and encourage productivity :)
Ferrets are not easily found here, and i have to travel to the capital to get them. I think i'll stick to cats for now.

Optimistic Existentialist said...

Disco looks like he was a happy and loving soul...

Ramzu Zahini said...

Yes he was :(
He always wanted to play and so adorable.

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