Words From An Educated Psychopath 7 and the Divine Wolverine

"Sometimes I wonder who taught you to write while you are in kindergarten or primary school" - over some very very bad handwriting in exercise book.

"There is no persuasion in our religion. But there IS the use of Force in my Science class." - before caning some students failing to complete assignments with my very huge cane.

"It is OK if you are really stupid. What I really cannot stand is STUPID and ARROGANT people. At least stupidity can be fixed by studying. Those who think they are too good to be in my class can step out and go to hell." - free lecture, the decline of quality students is horrifying.

-~w[oOo]w~-

I just NEED to share with you all about the 'Wolverine; X-Men Origin' game I bought and played. The movie sucked like mad but this video game was phenomenal! Like they are trying to compensate the lameness of the film - everything. Now I get to chop heads, maim limbs and throw bodies toward spikes with abandon and everything is in glorious blood-fest. They should let the game-makers be the next X-Men movie directors.

I always root for evil characters, but Wolverine is one of the exception because he's divinely brutal and sadistic (the real one, not Hugh Jackman).

Words From An Educated Psychopath 6

"I see no reason for you to go out to the toilet during my class. You can go there BEFORE or AFTER Science, but never DURING. The only time you can go out is when you are dead, dying or some teacher calls you out." - Iron rule No 1. To prevent students wasting the time away by primping, combing hair or just talk in the toilet. A major offense for me.

"Your parents do not care about your homework or study. Why I said so? Because of the quality of your work and your attitude. Either you were born stupid or something is wrong at home. So prove me wrong and at least improve a bit in class." - Free lecture to the lazy bums who thinks their parents live forever.

"If you talk to me and I never answer, even better, not looking at you ever in class, that means you are worse than rubbish in my eyes. People turn to rubbish when they never manage to finish my Science homework on time. Life is a stock exchange."

Words From An Educated Psychopath 5

"My many thanks for those who sent me presents during Teacher's Day. Ten additional marks will be rewarded to these delightful students in this mid year exam. For the rest of youse, remember, EVERY good deed has it rewards." - to the great many protest of unsatisfied students.

"Get ready to be called UNBELIEVABLY stupid by me." - during a Physics class when students failed to remember the concept of the very simple Archimedes' Principle.

Words From An Educated Psychopath 4

"Nope, it's too late now. Heaven's Door was closed last week." - when they hear the rumour that I will give extra marks to those who gave presents during Teacher's Day and want to give me more gifts now. 

"Yes I can finish this today, but will take you till the End of Days with your wonderful grip of the language." - when asked by a student if I was able to finish a very thick book I stole from the library.

Adventures of Kiki and Kaos 1

"Oi Boss. How come you got me in this harness and not teh durn cat?" my ferret Pandemonium @ Pandy asked me while I was busy electrocuting myself on the couch (for health sake). "Do you love her more than me, ah?!"

"Nope."

"Then why?" jinggling his bell on the harness by jumping up and down.

"Because I am not a destructive animal like you, and plus, I am litter trained," murmured Kiki from under a couch.

"Oi it's only a bit of poo! Not like teh Boss cannot clean up after me, eh? And have you thunk me a new name yet? You promised me you know," those cute ferretty eyes boring into mine.

"How about Kaos? The original Fifth Horsemen. He left before they became famous and got the Apocalypse gig. Very few people knew about this."

"Wow. Me like teh name very much. Oi Kiki, now you call me Kaos, ok?" the ferret-formerly-known-as-Pandemonium addressed the couch.

"Whateveeeeer."

My ferret Kaos being curious all over my stuff. He is a blur!

Words From An Educated Psychopath 3

"Please raise up your hands those who sent me presents yesterday. Well, you made my day. Thank you." - smiling, me. You know the reason.

"Oh PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Stop pretending in front of me. You rarely read my subject." - to my Physics students who were feverishly revising before the exam. 

Due to a corruption of my external memory card, I am unable to snap the pic of my presents using my hand phone. But please wait for it.....