Transformers 2 Sucks and My Ferret In Danger

Blackout @ Incinerator (WE LOVE YOU!)

I spit on Michael bay and his cohorts! Who made the script for 'Revenge of the Fallen'? Megatron is the ultimate ruler of the Decepticons and there is no one above him. Yet in the f**king movie, he BOWED to another robot. This is a very huge WTF moment in my life!!

And what's the deal about high-lighting Optimus Prime and Bumblebee only? What happened to characters development? Two and a half hours of sheer bam-bam-boom-arghhh-Optimus-is-dead-and-he-lives-again-and-the-world-is-saved-yet-again-by-Autobots. I call this unfair. The Decepticons were like a gazillion of them against a few rabble of soldiers and Autobots - and they LOST?! Remember the opening scene of Transformers 1? Blackout, the deliciously evil Decepticon helicopter single handedly devastated an ENTIRE army base!! So what the hell happened in the 2nd movie when he died just like a crushed snail?!!

Disappointed is only a mild description of how I felt.

And I was a fool to take my ferret out on an extended walk ('walkies' as Kaos would say it) to 7-11 this evening for ice-cream. People gawked and pointed at US!! Four people I never knew stopped me to ask what animal I am carrying and another two strangers on motorcycles followed me back home! I felt greatly molested! (Kaos was having a ball because he got to taste ice-cream for the first time). And now I have nightmares about my ferret being kidnapped by interested parties. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

On a lighter note, three persons called and expressed their love for me today (not the sexual kind please, just simple adoration). This made my day. :)

Stolen Pleasure (Literally)

I was writing my teaching report an hour earlier, while wondering what else would I type for an entry tonight. Then the answer was right at my fingertips - my own pen.

Well, I love this particular fountain pen so much. Come to think of it... I am the only one I know of who used a fountain pen in school, heck, anywhere I've been. I use my fountain pen for writing and drawing doodles in boring meetings. I tried using fountain pens to mark students' books but the red ink in the market is unsatisfactory for the job. I am using Scheaffer's black ink - which is much better than Parker's (which is watery, feels cheated).

This particular fountain pen is actually ancient, made from China - HERO 329. The tip is yellowish, and I guess it is of some copper alloy, very different from new fountain pens today, which are tipped with harder metals. So my pen tip is actually smoother, heck - the best fountain pen I have right now. I also have some Parkers, Shaeffers, Allan d'Louis etc but this cheaply made fountain pen is still the best, with consistant ink flow and smooth writing.

The best and most interesting thing about this pen is.... it was STOLEN. And I forgot from whom because the deed was done a long long time ago (7 years ago, I think). I even admit to my students about the origin of the fountain pen (because, they also never seen anyone else using fountain pens). I think fountain pens oozes class. Too bad they are now so out of use, or just extravagantly priced. Most can see fountain pens in use during the signing of official documents ONLY. *sigh*

Are you fond of any particular piece of stationery?

p.s. - tomorrow after school I might visit some older Chinese-owned grocery shops and ask if they do have the same fountain pen I do. This pen was never sold in supermarkets in the first place, and is now considered an antique. I want to find a spare. Good things must come in two.    

Stealing From Aizan Is Good For The Soul

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?

Some students I don't even remember the name.

2) If you were to fall in love, who would it be?

Dr. Me, Miss Myself and Mr I.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?

Never. Wasting electricity is only for games.

4) Have you ever slapped anyone?

Yes. This afternoon. Two boys. Unbelievably naughty.

5) Have you ever won a contest?

Yes. Several. But don't do contests anymore. 

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Twice, at the ear.

7) How fast can you type?

Fast enough to get the job done.

8) Are you afraid of the dark?

Never. I even have classes in the gloom. Darkness is our friend.

9) What color are your socks?

Black.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?

Drive-in are for lazy bums.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

I use the bathtub whenever it is available.

12) Do you knock on wood?

What is wrong with the wood?

13) What are you doing now?

Thinking the most sincere answer for these stolen questions.

14) Whats your fantasy?

Worldwide dominations. Total enslavement of people.

15) Can you hula hoop?

Never tried.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?

Depends.

17) What do you want for Christmas?

Everyday is Christmas day for me (when with money of course).

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?

He made muffins? Oh oh I saw him once in Shrek 3.

19) Do you talk in your sleep?

I donno, but my bedmates said sometimes.

20) Who wrote the book of love?

Is this the Karma Sutra?

21) Have you ever flown a kite?

Yes, I even made it myself.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?

Nope. Eyelashes do not even know about wishes.

23) Do you hate anyone right now?

Several. Cannot name them here.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

The Rock is now obsolete.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?

Ponies are for girls.

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?

If the money is good.

27) Can you juggle?

No.

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?

For me to be above the law, higher than Aizan (ha ha ha ha ha).

30) Do you have a bf/gf now?

Yes, several.

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?

Ermmm.

32) Are you ready for the future?

Donno.

33.Count yourself to sleep?

Along time ago. I prefer counting sheep. Or sometimes killing men in battles.

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

Yes. But it was hush hush, my parents don't even know it.

35) How do you know if you're bored?

I will tell people I am bored.

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?

Never. Windows here have bars.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?

Nope. But I tasted tinned cat food, tasted like fish.

38) Can you handle the truth?

Depends.

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?

I don't do hams.

40) Who/what is on your mind right now?

It's past my bedtime and I am still answering these bloody questions.