Stealing From Aizan Is Good For The Soul

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?

Some students I don't even remember the name.

2) If you were to fall in love, who would it be?

Dr. Me, Miss Myself and Mr I.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?

Never. Wasting electricity is only for games.

4) Have you ever slapped anyone?

Yes. This afternoon. Two boys. Unbelievably naughty.

5) Have you ever won a contest?

Yes. Several. But don't do contests anymore. 

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Twice, at the ear.

7) How fast can you type?

Fast enough to get the job done.

8) Are you afraid of the dark?

Never. I even have classes in the gloom. Darkness is our friend.

9) What color are your socks?


10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?

Drive-in are for lazy bums.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

I use the bathtub whenever it is available.

12) Do you knock on wood?

What is wrong with the wood?

13) What are you doing now?

Thinking the most sincere answer for these stolen questions.

14) Whats your fantasy?

Worldwide dominations. Total enslavement of people.

15) Can you hula hoop?

Never tried.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?


17) What do you want for Christmas?

Everyday is Christmas day for me (when with money of course).

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?

He made muffins? Oh oh I saw him once in Shrek 3.

19) Do you talk in your sleep?

I donno, but my bedmates said sometimes.

20) Who wrote the book of love?

Is this the Karma Sutra?

21) Have you ever flown a kite?

Yes, I even made it myself.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?

Nope. Eyelashes do not even know about wishes.

23) Do you hate anyone right now?

Several. Cannot name them here.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

The Rock is now obsolete.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?

Ponies are for girls.

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?

If the money is good.

27) Can you juggle?


29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?

For me to be above the law, higher than Aizan (ha ha ha ha ha).

30) Do you have a bf/gf now?

Yes, several.

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?


32) Are you ready for the future?


33.Count yourself to sleep?

Along time ago. I prefer counting sheep. Or sometimes killing men in battles.

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

Yes. But it was hush hush, my parents don't even know it.

35) How do you know if you're bored?

I will tell people I am bored.

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?

Never. Windows here have bars.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?

Nope. But I tasted tinned cat food, tasted like fish.

38) Can you handle the truth?


39) Do you like green eggs and ham?

I don't do hams.

40) Who/what is on your mind right now?

It's past my bedtime and I am still answering these bloody questions.


Aizan Suhaira said...

Good answers. But mine is way better than yours!


Farah Aiman said...

hahaha, your sarcasm amuse me :D lawakkk!

Inkpot said...

Good answers, nice to learn more about you Shadowthorne.

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