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Words From An Educated Psychopath 5

"My many thanks for those who sent me presents during Teacher's Day. Ten additional marks will be rewarded to these delightful students in this mid year exam. For the rest of youse, remember, EVERY good deed has it rewards." - to the great many protest of unsatisfied students.

"Get ready to be called UNBELIEVABLY stupid by me." - during a Physics class when students failed to remember the concept of the very simple Archimedes' Principle.

10 comments:

Aizan Suhaira said...

Ahhh... teaching students about the rewards of bribery. They'll be well-prepared for the real world, many thanks to you.

Shadowthorne said...

Aizan; I like to teach my students about the real world outside, yes. Let's say we do a lot of 'practice' such as that during my class.

Anonymous said...

it just 5 marks only!!!!!!

ur student, 5 sc....

Shadowthorne said...

That 5 marks passed many of you. Not like you gave me REALLY expensive stuff. Humph.

SSQuo said...

Archimedes Principle was a fun one, and the reason I remember it well is because in some book there was a pic of this guy leaping out of the tub with a text bubble 'Eureka'. I'll never forget it! :)

et said...

Yay nobody forgets Mr.Archimedes!
But i'm so much disconnected from physics by the 2nd year of engineering. It was my most favorite subject in high schools! :)

Shadowthorne said...

SSQuo; we have the same pic in our textbook. Old and naked. :)

Shadowthorne said...

et; Engineers SHOULD implement physics everyday. What's your excuse?

Dark_Thinker said...

err... we are computer engineers? -_-

---et

Shadowthorne said...

Duh, you both give engineers a bad name. :P Not acceptable.

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