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Today is My 31st Birthday *sniff*

I was born on a Sunday evening, 31 years ago in the Malacca General Hospital. To be exact, I was born at 5.32 pm. And also a Sagittarian and (Chinese zodiac) an Earth Horse. For the internal balance of the soul, I am 65 % evil and one of the unknown accomplished actors the world have ever witnessed. There.

So I went to school this morning to look after some students who are sitting for their SPM exam, Physics papers today. I laughed at them, and told them it's rather too late - when they ask me for help. (see what I mean for evil teacher?) I told them it's my birthday today and just left. I will not see these children again next year, so let's move on with life shall we?

I fetch a friend from his house and then went window shopping in the city. Somebody promised me a metal choker for my birthday, but I want to see the item myself. 

NOTE TO ALL EVIL MINIONS; We, of negative persuasion, cannot wear silver. Silver easily tarnishes against our skin / scale / slime / ectoplasm etc. This is rather true in my case. I have many silver bangles when I first put them on, gleaming like pure souls... but after a couple of hours in contact with me, lost their sheen, and looked rather like cheap accessories. So wear STEEL instead. It's cool and shiny too. And a lot stronger than silver if you are thinking about heavy wear at work / battles etc. :)

And them my mom called up and asked me to buy her an accumulator @ car battery. Wot? Her car cannot start and as a dutiful son, I bought one for her - those maintenance free battery. I even set up the damn heavy new battery with the help of my amiable friend, Adi.

But the car still wouldn't start.... oh Hell.

Called up a mechanic to sort the problem and another friend, Pozi visited at 6.10 pm. He asked me and  Adi to have dinner near the beach, which was mighty fine with me.

Some 20 minutes later; we had lamb steak, fried kway teau, kebabs, grilled stuffs-i-don't-know, lychee drinks and chicken. The food was good and the company was fun. :)

Tomorrow, I have another friend who wanted to take me out for treats. :)  :)

And my low-key belated birthday party will be celebrated this Saturday evening at another friend's house. They'd be so much fried food on the planned menu the Cholesterol Police should pay a visit. :)

I am older, a bit wiser, but mostly unchanged. A bicarbonate of History. :)

14 comments:

drNO said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

evil is good..just don't b too evil ;p

Malice Blackheart said...

Happy birthday, Shads. I had an ex-gf once who was allergic to wearing all forms of metal. True story.

Vyazz said...

Ooohhh!!!...Many Happy Returns of The Day!!!!
Have a blast!!!
My nets been down lately...but got this really cool fast broadband finally!!
Newayz have a great time!!!!!

Unknown said...

drNO; Thanks. Where have you been?

Unknown said...

Malice B; Same here. I mean I also have a girl friend who cannot wear metal. I say that's too bad.

Unknown said...

Vyazz; Thanks. And yay for you!

Rock Chef said...

Happy Birthday!

31? Just a baby!

CiCi said...

You are a good son to help your mom with her car. You did try to fix the problem, that's the important thing.
When do you have a family birthday party? What is fried kway teau?

CiCi said...

Uh oh, then I forgot the best part:
Wishing you a happy birthday, even if I am a day late.

Unknown said...

Rock Chef; A baby? Righttttttt

TechnoBabe; I do not have a family birthday party. So I have my friends setting it up for me.

Kway teau is kind of the wide noodles made out of rice flour. Usually fried as noodles.

And thanks for the wish. :)

maximus alexius said...

happy birthday mister mambang....

haah la...
why ur family didnt celebrate ur bday?

sedihnyer...huhu

maximus alexius said...

happy birthday mister mambang....

haah la...
why ur family didnt celebrate ur bday?

sedihnyer...huhu

Radio Nowhere said...

Happiest of Birthdays, My Evil Friend.

As my Dear Olde Dad would say about birthdays, "He who has the most, lives the longest."

Unknown said...

Radio N; Thanks a lot. :)

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