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ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!

I hereby today had divorced my poisonous snake of a wife at 10.05 am in the Syarie Court. Now I hope she would suffer the gargantuan avalanche of anger from her family and immediate relatives [because my in-laws simply adored me].

Take that you stupid arrogant bitch. A whole year of mental torture I endured, and she cannot even afford a lawyer in the end.

Will spend the rest of the day doing the same things I always do. Oh viva la vida! Tra la la la.

13 comments:

Casey Freeland said...

Oh, truly bitchin' Shadow! Many of us have similar stories of marital tragedy.

Luckily I found the right one after SIX YEARS on the wrong road of life.

Enjoy your newfound peace and have a drink on your odd California buddy from the states.

Cheers,

SLC

Aizan Suhaira said...

I suppose congratulations are in order.

I'll join SLC and buy you a drink as well.

Unknown said...

SLC; Thanks. I'll drink iced rose syrup on that.

Unknown said...

Aizan; And I'll drink plain water instead because I know you are a health freak. :)

Aizan Suhaira said...

Yeah!!! I'll buy you a protein shake ;)

Vyazz said...

Congratulations on ur new found freedom.....btw...sorrie I couldnt visit ur blog often coz I just returned to India, and the internet in my city is Gawd awfully slow (takes ages to load blogger)....
newayz...congrats once again!! :)

Unknown said...

Aizan; I thought protein shakes taste awful. Are they?

And I don't need protein shakes because I am as large as I can be now. :)

Unknown said...

Vyazz; :) Thanks for the wishes.

I am also having problems with my connection. Gets slower everyday. Erm.

And good luck in the motherland!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha.....
cikgu ramzu rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go and find someone else!!!!

Anonymous said...

i love you mr rmzu!!!!

Unknown said...

... ni laki ke perempuan nie? sangat la di stalker nyer.

SSQuo said...

Congratulations! And now is the time to officially severe all ties emotionally too and begin to live a new life...this is closure in one way right?

It seems by now you are half drunk with all the drinks being bought, but here, have one more a stiff Jack Daniels on the rocks! I'll join you but itll have to be a Kir or a Mimosa if that's alright! :)

Unknown said...

SSQuo; Jack Daniels... right. And here's me trying to be a sober evil doer. My cat and ferret will not approve of it.

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