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Words From An Educated Psychopath 2

"What are you going to give me next week?" - for Teacher's Day (next Monday). Yes, please be mockingly horrified - I am a teacher who ASKED for his presents (and would even go the extra mile of slashing marks from exams if I don't get what I want). I am evil anyway.

"Did your mother dropped you in the gutter when you are small? And forgot to wash your mouth afterwards?" - to a REALLY stupid, stubborn and bad-mouthing student. I don't normally attack my student's personality that harsh, but when you keep on poking - expect clawmarks from an angry dragon. 

9 comments:

Aizan Suhaira said...

Oh, the nerve!

addressed to you for the first statement and addressed to the student for the second statement.

Inkpot said...

Very good comment, Aizan. I don't think I can improve upon it. :)

Shadowthorne said...

Why must the Duchess of Evil and the Princess of Laziness pick on a poor Darklord like me? *sigh*

It's so hard to be your own self these days. Everybody is a critic. :)

Tenchi said...

When is the teacher day? I never did give any gift to my teacher before in my life...

Vyazz said...

Wow...you sure showed that kid who's boss!!!...Man I wish I could be so direct!!...Would get a lot of ppl off my back!!!

Shadowthorne said...

Tenchi; next monday lor. Come to think of it, I also never gv anything to my teachers. :)

Vyazz; Being nice all the time is tiresome. I like to flex my claws once in a while.

et said...

Flex th claaaws! Ahh that must really feel good! :)
And cheers to anything that makes you feel good!! :D I support!

SSQuo said...

Teachers Day is next Monday, hmm we used to celebrate it on Sept. 5th. So Please let us know what gifts you do get.

I see that that you easily scratch the possibility of getting anything but rotten eggs from the student whom you said the second comment to. :)

Shadowthorne said...

et; usually the bad and forbidden things are the most fun. We like fun, don't we?

SSQuo; That boy never gives anything to anyone. And I have a lot more students to prey on too. :)

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